Zombisthan
April 28, 2010
Zombie (n) [zom-bee]
– A deceased human being who has partially returned to life due to undeterminable causes. The brain retains base facilities, namely gross motor function. In its near-mindless state, it grasps no remains of emotion, personality, or sensation of pain. In rare cases, some of the reanimated have reflexively preformed routine activities from their past lives.
Scientific name Homo Coprophagus Somnambulus. [urbandictionary]
Oh dear India, how have you been ignoring these wonderful beings??
Thanks to:
@flyyoufools, @joel_gooner, @vvk_gunner4life
@iyermatter, @_hakr, @rakez
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